I bought faucets for the bathroom and kitchen almost six months ago, but since then the bathroom has gone one step forward and two steps back, twice - but luckily we're on a forward step finally and it looks like the third time is a charm. So it seems to me that almost all faucets are phallic. I didn't realize what they all had in common until I found a few that weren't - and guess what they look like? My absolute top priority when I designed the bathroom was a waterfall bath faucet, so I replaced the bath spout that came in my Koher Stillness set with this one, the Kohler Souris.
And for the sink, I replaced the stout little modern phallic substitute with this, the Kohler Vas ceramic spout. Who wants a controlled stearm of water that can put out a campfire? I prefer the rainhead shower, the waterfall faucet, modeled on nature's apparently feminine anatomy. Any associations? Flooding, overwhelming, oceanic feeling... now that's what I LIKE in a bathtub. Thanks Kohler, for this perfectly saphic piece of interior design.
I bought faucets for the bathroom and kitchen almost six months ago, but since then the bathroom has gone one step forward and two steps back, twice - but luckily we're on a forward step finally and it looks like the third time is a charm. So it seems to me that almost all faucets are phallic. I didn't realize what they all had in common until I found a few that weren't - and guess what they look like? My absolute top priority when I designed the bathroom was a waterfall bath faucet, so I replaced the bath spout that came in my Koher Stillness set with this one, the Kohler Souris. 
And for the sink, I replaced the stout little modern phallic substitute with this, the Kohler Vas ceramic spout. Who wants a controlled stearm of water that can put out a campfire? I prefer the rainhead shower, the waterfall faucet, modeled on nature's apparently feminine anatomy. Any associations? Flooding, overwhelming, oceanic feeling... now that's what I LIKE in a bathtub. Thanks Kohler, for this perfectly saphic piece of interior design. 
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